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>be shitmin

>everyday logs in just to clean up bot posts


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based shitmin



im always too late for doing it though





Share the love… become your own "SpamJobMan"!


Analockman’s Fan Club: https://8channel.net/GrandArchive



His theme music: https://youtu.be/f70Z3cvrQd0



just another day doing the exact same thing

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My hobbies are: playing video games, watching anime, reading books and programming. What are your hobbies?


my hobby is crying



sounds boring tbh

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This is my favourite server ever and it keeps dying every day. Please join and help rejuvenate it


invalid invite



This is my favourite imageboard ever and it keeps dying every day. Please join and help rejuvenate it

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>Find smth interesting on this chan-board



is this another coomer board

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Ngl I failed no nut november the third day


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Having an orgasm is not failing. It's slightly curious that you thought about it for 16 days before posting that you had quivered your privates on November 3rd, but that doesn't constitute fail either. I also may have incorrectly assumed that you began wearing boxing gloves to bed on November 1st, as opposed to a day later in the month. I haven't mowed my lawn in four years. That's not a euphemism for anything - I mean I literally haven't mowed my lawn in that amount of time. That might be failing at life, but it could also be a form of enlightenment. The squirrels and raccoons seem a lot happier about it which is more important to me now than pointless and futile things like property values or city ordinances. tl;dr: Good for you!

P.S. Apologies if I have completely misunderstood, and what you are actually talking about is the Macadamia nut boycott. They are very tasty and hard to resist and one can be forgiven for breaking down after three long days and going crazy on an entire sackful dumped over a bowl of ice cream and chocolate syrup.





jut try again




stop it

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>sexy beautiful women

another male circlejerking chan



buthurt roastie



ok coomer


Shut up coomer



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its november and honkler meme should be dead and thrown to trash

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I've bought anime t-shirt from AliExpress

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I've bought cute keychain from AliExpress, what can I attach it to?



funny number!!!111


Seller sent me second one and it came with correct print. Thank you Mr. Chong.



is it like something you send them the image and they print it on the shirt



I just searched for "Konata" in AliExpress and found that design >>408 and bought it on a whim.

But some sellers are doing t-shirts with custom designs, search for "t-shirt your print".

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Do you carry a knife around?

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What do you use it for?



killing myself maybe


I might carry a Swiss army knife with a screwdriver and tweezers because those are pretty useful, but I don't even take keys out of my pocket without looking around first because I don't want to die from some frightened cop pissing hs pants and emptying his Glock into my chest before screaming at me to put my hands up.

A training meme made the rounds in cop school awhile back where a guy with a rubber knife and chalk on it charges a cop from 20 feet away while trainee tries to get his service weapon out of its holster. Trainee gets chalk all over him every time of course. He is told over and over that anyone with a knife 20 feet away could easily kill him and that's why he has to shoot first. That sticks in his mind and he tells that story over and over to all his buddies. The results are predictable.



Goddamn you Americans are wild


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living inside my head keeps getting harder and harder


get out

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can someone please spam thus link?



what the heck someone actually did this…


cube escape very noice



yeah its a baded indie game






endthyself nigger

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Here go


shot me down nigga


Kill them all.


Just realized something. Since negroids only count as 3/5 of a person, you’d have to kill over 8 before you had a 5 point kill streak.




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Name: Jackson ??? (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7502787/#7503079, https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7503154/#7503171)

Sex: M

Race: Mixed/Hapa/Asian?

Aliases (in order of use): Ralsei/Asriel/mew mew kitty/mittens/desu (is known to change names and trips sometimes, but can easily be identified)

Tripcode: !!/teV8OjOn4u

Voice: https://vocaroo.com/i/s09hqgFVhkoF (https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7791887/#7791909)

IP: (is dynamic, most likely outdated)

IP Location and Geolocation: NY, Yonkers, U.S.A.

ISP: Optimum Online

Age: 15 (possibly outdated)

https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/7388590/#7388600 (often mentions himself being "drunk")




-Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVWBsg-AhT9aVvvF5Ue1YQ (http://prntscr.com/np6za4, look in this video's comments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVGgHDlLl5I&)[Embed][Embed]

-Reddit account: /u/Charterplex (Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>-Has a fantasy about being put in a diaper by a "mommy kangaroo"

Lol. Now I do too. Thanks a lot, OP.


how much did he pay you to post this

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