Having an orgasm is not failing. It's slightly curious that you thought about it for 16 days before posting that you had quivered your privates on November 3rd, but that doesn't constitute fail either. I also may have incorrectly assumed that you began wearing boxing gloves to bed on November 1st, as opposed to a day later in the month. I haven't mowed my lawn in four years. That's not a euphemism for anything - I mean I literally haven't mowed my lawn in that amount of time. That might be failing at life, but it could also be a form of enlightenment. The squirrels and raccoons seem a lot happier about it which is more important to me now than pointless and futile things like property values or city ordinances. tl;dr: Good for you!
P.S. Apologies if I have completely misunderstood, and what you are actually talking about is the Macadamia nut boycott. They are very tasty and hard to resist and one can be forgiven for breaking down after three long days and going crazy on an entire sackful dumped over a bowl of ice cream and chocolate syrup.