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This man passes you a bottle of Racke whisky, will you accept?


One of my fav mangas

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Do you carry a knife around?

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killing myself maybe


I might carry a Swiss army knife with a screwdriver and tweezers because those are pretty useful, but I don't even take keys out of my pocket without looking around first because I don't want to die from some frightened cop pissing hs pants and emptying his Glock into my chest before screaming at me to put my hands up.

A training meme made the rounds in cop school awhile back where a guy with a rubber knife and chalk on it charges a cop from 20 feet away while trainee tries to get his service weapon out of its holster. Trainee gets chalk all over him every time of course. He is told over and over that anyone with a knife 20 feet away could easily kill him and that's why he has to shoot first. That sticks in his mind and he tells that story over and over to all his buddies. The results are predictable.



Goddamn you Americans are wild



I've bought a Ganzo knife. Now I realize I will probably never find a use for it, but I can pose with it in the mirror like a dangerous guy or lurk holding it in other hand so it's cool.

So if you post something, realize that I may be reading this holding my knife. Cheers

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haha look at his face


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This is my favourite server ever and it keeps dying every day. Please join and help rejuvenate it


invalid invite



This is my favourite imageboard ever and it keeps dying every day. Please join and help rejuvenate it


send new invite link


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very accurate sir


Just pooped AMA

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it's christmas time

what did you get?


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I got milk pot and sweets.


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sorry i only celebrate hanukkah

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~This is the story of Tanon from the popular wall of Atlantis and magical tikari, the wrecker of beasts. The children killed Nuus and left a setter in his place. That's how the jungle was born…~

There They Stood.

The forest was born, and it was surprised to see Cedars and the door in Cedar forest, where the trees could not go in big footsteps.

Roads had been secured and roads had been decomposed.

They were looking at a mountain of Cedar, which had a bathroom and a shelter from Daaera.

In front of the mountain, Tanon, king of men, moved to his uncle from the great, fascinating, and energetic scenes with joy and enthusiasm.

It's thick and thin when the dark forest stands in a dangerous blanket.

I put it in a forbidden place for people. Let's put our weapons on the toughest door. Guskan told his friend Tanon, Nuus is as dangerous as the other side; The God of storms, he destroys us.

Nuus opened his mouth to speak and said thus to Tanon: Only the stupid will ask for advice from those who are animals. What can you give me? Guskan, you're an egg, a person who doesn't know his father. A chicken is a turtle. You have overdanced with your mother's trial. As a teenager, I look at you and look at you, even if I don't lead you. Enemies! You bring me to me, Tanon, you're in my eyes like a soldier and a stranger. I get the cucumber, the body eats the vultures!

Tanon opened his mouth to speak, and to Guskan said: My friend, the fierce look changed the Nuus Hogu'mui. Even though we came here to beat him, I'm afraid my heart won't allow it.

Guskan opened his mouth to speak, and to Tanon said: Why, my friends, are you not afraid? My fear makes me lose faith. We only have one job, and the copper is to make textures. The flood has caused the plague to be broken! You don't sleep. You don't sleep. He really blew it.

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God's Secret House

Tanon heard what his friend told him, and kept a tikari that made animals.

When the animal crashed, he shook the ground in a long way into two leagues as he shook the hills and the hill was swirling with a Grinch voice.

On the head of the beast, the fitted tusks carved trophies.

But in the mountains there was so much more value.

The beast was found with whistles in God's Secret House when He came into the woods.

Guskan opened his mouth to speak, saying: You led people to people to wait for His power. That's why Cedar point is the key word. I saw a great Cedar, where heaven touched His talk. I shall take it to the tail door. He may not be a stranger who is still a gate to God's love. "Glirmezis" is the entrance to Arais' Nerik temple, where people can be treated if they work.

They slew its children and left the setter.

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hell yes im using my psvitA to get on shitchan


that moment when


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that moment when





based on what?

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Hello please come check out



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it's not working

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>be shitmin

>everyday logs in just to clean up bot posts


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based shitmin



im always too late for doing it though





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just another day doing the exact same thing

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My hobbies are: playing video games, watching anime, reading books and programming. What are your hobbies?


my hobby is crying



sounds boring tbh

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>Find smth interesting on this chan-board



is this another coomer board

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Ngl I failed no nut november the third day


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Having an orgasm is not failing. It's slightly curious that you thought about it for 16 days before posting that you had quivered your privates on November 3rd, but that doesn't constitute fail either. I also may have incorrectly assumed that you began wearing boxing gloves to bed on November 1st, as opposed to a day later in the month. I haven't mowed my lawn in four years. That's not a euphemism for anything - I mean I literally haven't mowed my lawn in that amount of time. That might be failing at life, but it could also be a form of enlightenment. The squirrels and raccoons seem a lot happier about it which is more important to me now than pointless and futile things like property values or city ordinances. tl;dr: Good for you!

P.S. Apologies if I have completely misunderstood, and what you are actually talking about is the Macadamia nut boycott. They are very tasty and hard to resist and one can be forgiven for breaking down after three long days and going crazy on an entire sackful dumped over a bowl of ice cream and chocolate syrup.





jut try again




stop it

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