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welcome to /b/, how did you find shitchan?


I think some part of me always knew it was here



this is making me cry


someone was spamming it on other imageboard. how active/old is this place? looks comfy.


Six months but it has been dead for five months due to database and encoding problems

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ideal life im fighting for

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ty peter griffin


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You know I never heard that stereotype aside from imageboards but now that you mentioned it I know a jew who is related to a couple of first cousins who moved to Australia so they could get married without it being illegal.

Never really thought anything of it until now but I certainly don't know any white people that were into their cousin. And I grew up in the rural south.



@jewish mod can you confirm this


Chink owner needs to STFU

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Don't go shilling your dead chan because no one posts on it.


bring back the shitchan shill thread


Ads on the site is a big ew because I have sex with my homie everyday

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Yes, I also love animu


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ITT: vegan food thread

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be a 28 y/o guy. wake up having sweated through the sheets. lay in bed for a while & vape while checking social media. go to the gym. push away thoughts that you are wasting your one life. drink a protein shake. sit by the computer. you dad had kids at your age. its time for bed.


It's easier to kill yourself




Lowkey wish to get back 8chan /suicide/ board


>goes to gym

try harder next time doomer

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List of chans, most of them are dead. Any of you still have a ED account? Add Shitchan there so it can die quicker



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petition to make a /suicide/ board


as your alter ego, i agree




@me when it's done

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pokemon did 911

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Qanon discussion thread

``John 8:32 "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."``



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Well, ๐Ÿค—, I've explained this before in some of my comments but it appears some redditors have a serious reading ๐Ÿ“ƒ disorder so I will explain it again. Now, where were we? Ah yes, gravy ๐Ÿ˜‹. You know, it all started 6 years ago. Back then, I was happily married to this man (he turned out to be a cunt so I left him ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ, but that's not relevant in this story ). As you probably know, the members of a couple do the sex like all the time. Children fall asleep? Do the sex (๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป). Internet goes off? Do the sex (๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป) Husband leaves for a business trip? Do the sex (๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค›๐Ÿฝ). Anyway, ๐Ÿ˜, when the novelty of sex wears off it starts feeling like a chore, and thus the mind seeks new forms of entertainment to regain the lost spice ๐ŸŒถ. So it was only natural for the kinks to arrive ๐Ÿ’ƒ. We started experimenting on all sorts of things (I will not dwelve into details in order to keep the post PG ๐Ÿญ). After a while, gravy caught our attention. ๐Ÿ˜„. Or maybe, it was the gravy what chose me, we will never know. As a river flows into the ocean and it knows no other course, so the gravy inevitably slipped into my coochie๐Ÿฅฃโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป. And boi, did it feel GREAT. Warm, greasy sauce rubbing against the walls of my inner tube. At first we used it as lube (my ex-husband would dip his you-know-what๐Ÿ† in the gravy pot and then would do the sex for hours). But surprisingly enough, there was a side-effect we could have never dreamed of. Apparently, gravy possesses a few chemical properties which have escaped science's grasp for so many years ๐Ÿ˜ฎ. If hot enough, gravy particles acquire the ability to disrupt the sperm cells through a process known as gravytosis, immediately killing them. To make it easy for you reddit simpletons ๐Ÿค—, as long as the gravy is in there I cannot conceive a baby!! Now my life motto is: NO BABY WHERE THERE'S GRAVY!. There you have it, now you know why I chose this beautiful name! (please stop username-shaming me, I'd appreciate that๐Ÿค•) I wish you all a great day and a safe and fun reddit-browsing experience! ๐Ÿ˜Š

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>6pm, my dealer finally arrives after texting me he's 5 minutes away 4 hours ago, I let him in and we complete the transaction, I got 40 of the green xanax bars for $400 (steal!) After he leaves, I take a picture and post it on r/benzodiazepenes with the title: "these pharma bars smack!! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ"

>6.30pm, I have got about 5 comments on my post, all saying my bars look like terrible pressies, I am enraged, embarassed, and in denial, so I reply to them "nah bromy dealers got a script, straight from the pharmacy!"

>7pm, I take my first bar, knowing they arent pharma, I hope these are atleast pressed with xanax or etiz so I can feel the effects

>8.30pm, man these bars are bunk, I cant feel shit, they arent workibg

>9pm, 992w9oakexi2dk3xkekxhnggggyghgorphprvrforof999394kcekcekc4kfk44c4c((+?(#ยฃ3ยฃยฃยฃยฃยฅ2999oek3jnt b28d883j๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿฆ‚๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿค๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฏ๐ŸฏjrjdjhnggggbรนUUUUDHEHHEHEASAAAOXJFJRNSJ

>72 hours later I wake up, my car is gone, my house is trashed, I got fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, im $8000 in debt, one of my testicles has receeded inside my scrotum and wont come out, and worst of all some asshole stole all my fucking xanax


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