>6pm, my dealer finally arrives after texting me he's 5 minutes away 4 hours ago, I let him in and we complete the transaction, I got 40 of the green xanax bars for $400 (steal!) After he leaves, I take a picture and post it on r/benzodiazepenes with the title: "these pharma bars smack!! 👌👌🔥🔥"
>6.30pm, I have got about 5 comments on my post, all saying my bars look like terrible pressies, I am enraged, embarassed, and in denial, so I reply to them "nah bromy dealers got a script, straight from the pharmacy!"
>7pm, I take my first bar, knowing they arent pharma, I hope these are atleast pressed with xanax or etiz so I can feel the effects
>8.30pm, man these bars are bunk, I cant feel shit, they arent workibg
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>72 hours later I wake up, my car is gone, my house is trashed, I got fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, im $8000 in debt, one of my testicles has receeded inside my scrotum and wont come out, and worst of all some asshole stole all my fucking xanax