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oh? youre pooping, youre on the toilet right now? thats quirky thank you for sharing, i laughed. hows it going? the pooping i mean. solid or runny? do you think i could.. see it? just as a joke lol. could i? just for the laughs.. please?


if a noose was cute and gave me job security i might do it at this point



tfw no noose gf

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im a sad pony guerrilla girl



why would somebody draw this?


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why wOuLd soMEBOdy drAw thIS?






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sex and/or drugs anyone?

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>if your girl caught you cheating would you make her apologise and suck you off or na?

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if thinking cheating is wrong makes me a betacuck then i would gladly be one, knowing that kant and aritstotle are betacucks too



you sure are one edgy fella, but have you tried giving up chans for a bit?



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actually op is a closet cuck

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>>Man up you violent prick, this is why you can't see them. Just get over it. You're so abusive by the way why did you do all these bad things I know you didnt do but i said you did so…….


Sounds kinky

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>My problem is I always want my voice heard. I want others to know my pain. To be treated as a human being amongst human beings. I believe my word has value but I am constantly silenced. This has caused major setbacks in my life as I feel I must always explain explain explain but am never given the chance to. So I freeze in time.

>A second problem I have is I am unconfident in myself. I have noticed us males, mostly white, have been dependant on woman for too long. I have become ignorant in a world our ancestors, great men before us, have built for us. Why have I allowed females to surpass me and leave me behind? I feel like I am second to woman. Not equal, like what was agreed. I feel the same about non whites. Especially non native.

>A final problem I have is that I care too much. This world is disgusting and impure and I only love. Well sure I have negative feelings but not hate. It serves no purpose. But that needs to change if I am to survive. I must stop letting good nature hold me back as I decay. I must become evil to compete with evil. Then maybe my descendants can live in bliss.


take tranny pills op


Maybe see a doctor about autism :)

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i cant help with overwhelming sadness


Don't nuzzle that muzzle!


you can talk with me if you want

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True Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete Brother! Send this to 10 other Mujahideen who give their lives for Allahﷲ Or never get called Brother maşallah!


Go throw yourself off a roof OP.



stop being unfriendly and islamphobic bro



I was only being homophobic


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Did you bring enough for everyone?


…and I'll take his piece


I just want a small piece. Not too much frosting.

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kms retard lel


OMMG are you're stonetoss i use you're comic to troll libtards in myh school XDDD bruh thats so funny!!1111 pure irony

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/pol/ spams have been really severe, I’m lost in words


who is that pink horsioed



your mom horsioed



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Personal Shameful Acts

>Sits down to pee (male btw)

> Watches and actually enjoys Jessi Vee, Gabbie Hanna and Sydney McGee. Also sad when Cayleigh Elise left

>Constantly eats bread. only pimples no fat tho

>Sleep creep

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What is sleep creep?



A friend told me - so not that I know personally at all - that he read somewhere on the internet that "sleep creep" is some kind of weird fetish thing where, uhh, like, you move verrry sloooowly so as not to wake her up, and you sloooowly slide your hand under the covers and move them away until you can see the hem of the leg of her panties and then you… you… sloooowwwly pull… STOP SHE MOVED… okay.. okay… it's okay… her breathing has resumed… slooowly side it to the side until… and.. aww jeezus… hang on, I'll be right back.



This is somewhat erotic


Mom gave me a doll to play with before I was old enough to know better and I carried it around the neighborhood

Picked my nose and ate it compulsively as a kid. Actually I did that tonight too

Almost everything I ever wore to a rave

Edgy teenage acts like carving words into my skin

Stole $300 from my grandmother once

Watch interracial porn because it makes the women seem sluttier and gives me intense feelings of hopelessness, which in turn numbs out all my normal feelings when I'm done

Cry like a little bitch when women leave me after they cheat on me which I think is every relationship I've ever had

Can interact with women pretty well at times and have been with some pretty attractive ones but shut down completely the moment a woman I really want is into me. I suddenly feel a visceral and intense despair instead of excitement. There's a very deep shame in knowing such a stunning women wants you and happiness is right there in front of you but you can't have it because there's something defective with you as a person

Got a blowjob from a hooker once. Enjoyed it in the moment but definitely felt really dirty the next day like I couldn't wash it off. That dirty feeling led to a sense of lasting shame not sure why bc I don't have anything against hookers

Passed out from huffing duster at work once. (Nobody found out but still very ashamed) Also have passed out from huffing duster while masturbating. Imaging what I looked liked in that moment is a big shame

Browsing shitchan regularly can't forget that one

Brb buying rope and setting up a livestream now thanks for reminding me of all this stuff



I wanna fuck my sisters

Ive jacked off to them multiple times and creeped on them also

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i do

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Uncomfortable truth is the only future for autistic NEET incels is being memetically manipulated into suicide. If you don't lead them at least towards heroic terrorism, you're complicit in their drugged self-castration into leftist sexual plaything followed by suicide.



I dislike her but she’s not wrong about this


Oooooh the sex drive, ooooooooh the death drive

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Goodnight Shitchan


Night sexy


who's that pink humanoid?


>>311 someone bury pink

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